so you know how equius drinks milk all the time
and how milk isnt good for your throat and it gives you mucus and makes it hard to sing/talk loud
since equius drinks a lot of milk
i now present to you the headcanon
that equius zahhak
as if he is
a little hoarse
this is the best fucking post in the entire fandom and it only has 83 notes wow really guys
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"